Zach and I got married before my senior year of college (whenever I tell people that, I feel the need to add that that was totally not my intention or plan when I went away to school. I don't want people to think that I'm one of those kind of girls.) We had both been living in on-campus apartments where we were not allowed to spend the night at each other's places, light candles, drink, or have pets. So when we rented our first place, all we had in it for the first week were candles on the windowsills and beer in the fridge. As soon as possible when we got home from our honeymoon, we brought home an adorable, tiny, and very dirty kitten.
We got our kitty from a crazy cat lady in the city. This lady had dogs and cats everywhere. The three kittens that she had left were in a metal cage with nothing soft in it at all. They were jumping from wall to ceiling of the cage like terrified little SpiderCats while the dogs snipped and barked around them. We took home the girl kitty, who was so filthy that we thought she was entirely gray, only to have her white paws and chest revealed after a bath.
After the first night we had her, we woke up eager to see how she was. We couldn't find her ANYWHERE. We had looked for probably an hour in our little one bedroom apartment and finally lifted up the recliner to find her snug as a bug underneath it.
We named her Kedzie after one of the streets that our college, North Park, is on.
Kedzie is a bitch. There's really no nicer way to say it. She's twice the size of my mom's dog, still has all her claws, and uses them. On us. She waits around a corner and when you pass by either attacks your legs or jumps up as high as she can (which is about up to my chest) to scare the crap out of you. In her sweeter moments she'll climb up in my lap when I'm watching TV or reading a book and purr while I pet her, only to have a sudden mood change, freak out and attack me.
She's been sleeping at the foot of our bed lately and last night she sank her claws into my bare leg in the middle of the night. That is not the most pleasant way to wake up!She's actually not too horrible with Isaac, mostly because he doesn't try to play with or even touch her very often, but she has given him a scratch or a scare a couple of times. The other day Spike had toddled off to his room and he suddenly started crying. Zach and I ran in to see what had happend and found a scared boy with a scared cat's claws stuck in his sleeve. I unhooked her from him and they both ran away terrified.
Zach has been wanting to get rid of Kedzie for a long time. Every time she attacks, he says, "Can we get rid of this thing yet?" It's true that she's brought us more irritation than anything else for a long time, but I'm a sentimental gal and couldn't imagine parting with the first pet we got together.
Nothing drastic happened to make me change my mind, but I finally relented and let Zach post an ad for Kedzie at work. Today a woman expressed interest in taking Kedzie home for her ex-husband. I'm not sure why, but that's not really my business I guess!I have to admit, when Zach told me, I got a little teary. I'm not sure why about that either. As I try to make a "pro" and "con" list of keeping Kedzie, I can't think of anything to put in the "pro" list, other than maybe that I think it's good for kids to have pets. On the "con" side, there is her yucky litter and cat food that make keeping my kitchen floor clean nearly impossible; there's her hair shedding all over the place; there's friends who can't stay long because they're allergic to her; there's the scratches and bite marks; there's fear for our boys' safety; and there's being awakened in the middle of the night by horrible pain! I also think that if a real "cat person" were to take her, she'd probably have a happier life than she would with us.
For whatever reason, though, when it comes right down to it, I know I'll cry if I have to part with her. What would you do?
I'd put her in a room with my Spooky. I'd like to see who comes out alive. ;)
ReplyDeleteAlso, I must be a "cat person" because every time I've been around Kedzie she loves me and I've never seen anything else from her....magic touch, I tell ya....
Out. Out with her.
ReplyDeleteNeither Kurt or I come from a "inside pet" family - we like our space, they can have their space.
So with absolutely no emotional attachment to the situation and my farmstead upbringing, I say, away!
Truly not heartless...I love people,
Tara
Drive around with her in the car. When you stop to get gas, she'll run into the woods and disappear.
ReplyDeleteAt least that's what happened with Grandma D.
:)
I can only imagine how horrible Dan's story sounds to those who don't know that "Grandma D" is the name of their cat.
ReplyDeleteIf it was me I would cot off her tail (right behind her ears. Since it is not me, I think you should let her go. She could give you an infection, scratch or bite your son or one of your friends, then they could sue you for a hundred million dollars.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is, you can love a pet and miss a pet AND still be glad later on when you don't have the pet around any more. That is what this post sounds like you're thinking to me anyway...(of course my/Pedro's allergies keep me totally biased!) -Liz
ReplyDeleteYou can always get another pet later on, but if you have someone willing to take this pathetic animal away now, seize the opportunity. Spike does not need to be terrorized by her. It's pretty clear.
ReplyDeleteAnd when your condo does sell, it will make your move easier too! I say get a kitty later when Spike and Thor can help pick it out and it can grow up completely accustomed to two little boys!
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I think I've got to join Liz on the whole alergies front. Maybe if she does go you can have a card party and all of us who are allergic can come over without meds. and stay as long as we want! :)
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, Kedzie Kedzie Kedzie Kedzie (I said that in my "talking to a cat" voice). I know she is a bitch but I love her. We had good times together when I lived there. I would watch movies on the laptop on the futon and she would "massage" me. Awww, memories. Kedzie - you will be missed....by some.
ReplyDeleteOh I forgot - Zach, thanks for clarifying. I would hate for people to think that's what the VanDusen family does with our Grandmas when they start acting up.
ReplyDeleteFor the record he was going crazy "Grandma D" and I did look for him but what was I supposed to do we were in MA geesh! Besides it worked out in the long run. You wont miss her Kate.
ReplyDeleteI completely understand Kate. When we moved, and wanted to get rid of Molly, because of family and allergies, I brought her to the Humane Society. On the way, I started to change my mind, until she pooped and peed in the car. Then I sped up to the HS. When I got there, a lady in the lobby wanted her. I was thankful that she got a home, instead of living at the HS for a few.
ReplyDeleteOkay...the "Kedzie is a b*tch" line made me laugh out loud. And I may or may not have snorted a little, to boot.
ReplyDeleteI totally understand your plight. And, incidentally, when Kedzie was a kitten she looked JUST LIKE our Cosette. :)